Okay enough is enough. I’m gonna quit Tumblr for four weeks so I can actually get this assessment done. I’ve come this far, I’m not gonna fail now.
- Here is some TF2 a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶l̶o̶g̶y̶ astronomy. Brought to you by me spending too much thought on the subject.
- Mercury (Scout): Small and fast. Always whizzing near the intel (sun) and as close to the action as you can get.
- Venus (Pyro): Broiling hot, yet not lacking in its feminine characteristics. Its true formed concealed beneath a dense vapourous atmosphere.
- Earth (Engineer): The most technologically advanced of all the planets. Isn't shy about grievously mutilating itself in the name of scientific advancement.
- Mars (Soldier): The war planet. Rich with iron and a blood-red patriotism. Perhaps once harboured intelligent life, but now is only a point of speculation and conspiracy theories.
- Jupiter (Heavy): By far the largest planet. Protects other planets with its sheer bulk by attracting wayward projectiles. Closely shadowed by its neighbouring planet, Saturn.
- Saturn (Medic): Most notable for its key characteristic: the vapour rings that surround its mass. What mysterious ingredients does it consist of? Mystical healing herbs, or perhaps just moon rocks and ice?
- Uranus (Demoman): Possibly the most misunderstood of all the planets, Uranus is notable for its parallel tilt. A cunning strategy or inebriation?
- Neptune (Spy): It bears an uncanny resemblance to Uranus as it closely follows behind. We wonder if this planet is simply hiding its true identity.
- Pluto (Sniper): Arguably the least necessary of all planets. Pluto orbits on the perimeter, giving it the best view of the solar system. Some call it a loner, but we'll always have a soft-spot in our hearts for this controversial rock.
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
(via rosie-woz-ere)
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
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