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prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

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ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

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rainbowsparky:

fruitasticharlotte:

cauliflowerqueen:

tonedbellyplease:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

the blueberries for the pulmonary arteries/valves omg

I love this

idk bout you guys but I don’t think a heart made of fruit is all that healthy

Have a vegetable heart instead for regular heart beets, 

rainbowsparky:

fruitasticharlotte:

cauliflowerqueen:

tonedbellyplease:

Eat fruit and keep your heart healthy

the blueberries for the pulmonary arteries/valves omg

I love this

idk bout you guys but I don’t think a heart made of fruit is all that healthy

Have a vegetable heart instead for regular heart beets, 

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is:  ”I have died every day waiting for you”

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is:  ”I have died every day waiting for you”

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Bertrand Russell and Alfred North Whitehead Proving That 1+1=2 

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Bertrand Russell and Alfred North Whitehead Proving That 1+1=2 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

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illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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