Banimal's Space for Crap She Likes
Okay enough is enough. I’m gonna quit Tumblr for four weeks so I can actually get this assessment done. I’ve come this far, I’m not gonna fail now.
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Sam and Max Freelance Time Police by ~StevenRayBrown
Here is some TF2 a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶l̶o̶g̶y̶ astronomy. Brought to you by me spending too much thought on the subject.
Small and fast. Always whizzing near the intel (sun) and as close to the action as you can get.
Broiling hot, yet not lacking in its feminine characteristics. Its true formed concealed beneath a dense vapourous atmosphere.
The most technologically advanced of all the planets. Isn't shy about grievously mutilating itself in the name of scientific advancement.
The war planet. Rich with iron and a blood-red patriotism. Perhaps once harboured intelligent life, but now is only a point of speculation and conspiracy theories.
By far the largest planet. Protects other planets with its sheer bulk by attracting wayward projectiles. Closely shadowed by its neighbouring planet, Saturn.
Most notable for its key characteristic: the vapour rings that surround its mass. What mysterious ingredients does it consist of? Mystical healing herbs, or perhaps just moon rocks and ice?
Possibly the most misunderstood of all the planets, Uranus is notable for its parallel tilt. A cunning strategy or inebriation?
It bears an uncanny resemblance to Uranus as it closely follows behind. We wonder if this planet is simply hiding its true identity.
Arguably the least necessary of all planets. Pluto orbits on the perimeter, giving it the best view of the solar system. Some call it a loner, but we'll always have a soft-spot in our hearts for this controversial rock.
wombat riding turtle
the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place
me at school:
omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
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